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loudmouthed:

STOP flirting with the same people i flirt with. get ur own

(via cumfort)

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n0t0ri0usmeggg:

Be patient with me. I won’t ever be the girl with all the right words to say. Explaining how I feel is beyond difficult and it frustrates the hell out of me. I could tell you every thought inside my head and still not say everything I want to. So be patient with me because I’ll always be patient with you. And when I’m unable to tell you with my words, I’ll show you with my actions.

(via unescapable)

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gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

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"I miss how you wanted me."

— six word story, #18  (via terrible)

(Source: lovelikewolves, via taste-0f-revenge)

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sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via pizza)

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ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via pizza)

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muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

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attmosphere:

When he whips out the d and it’s small
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(via pizza)

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charredasperity:

combyourgamzeedaily:

radg1rlpyrope:

justsaynope:

acid-pikachu:

starbucksfag:

thefreshprinceeffect:

splendidly-english:

more painful than any bullet

Satan’s handgun.

have mercy 

WHAT KIND OF terrible person would create this

I want it.

i literally screamed “OH NO.”

my teacher had one of those… he’d shoot sleeping students


step it up

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