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puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

(via hate)

252580

"Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."

— (via sensitizes)

(via clliqu-es)

223431

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

(via dulect)

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109

summer-c:

summer-c

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surprisebitch:

this girl left a hateful comment on selena gomez’s instagram telling her to “burn in hell with cancer”
and this was slaylena’s flawless response to the hater

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chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

image

(via pizza)

717521

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via hate)

811366

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paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

(Source: paranoid, via hate)

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jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via cumfort)

240464

447252

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via dulect)

237555

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

(Source: wanksclub, via pizza)

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highlyglamorous:

I just want people to come cuddle and watch animated movies with me while we make bracelets and eat cupcakes!

(via shouldnt)